Well these few days i have been hanging out with the basketball gangs since i have left sunday school and i cant meet my school friends. Still like usual, hanging out with Weng, Fai, Chao and Jonathan. One of my best seniors/buddy. XD
Back to the main point. Yesterday (monday) I was hanging out with Fai and Chao in Pasar Malam after my work. We sit down at the playground near the basketball court in ss2 and start talking jokes! Then they started to ask lame IQ questions. Since they have asked me, why dun i ask you now? It could be very very very very very LAME!! So prepare yurself cos some of the answers might not be logical. XD
1. One day you were walking .. then you saw RM10 on the floor, then you saw Rm50 on the floor! What would you do then?
answer: Search and see got any RM100 la! XD
2. If there is no place to get small money change, what would you do to get small money change?
answer: Find a begger and change with him la! XD
3. There was this race, running and passing baton around. It was the final round for Kim if he gets the baton from Amin. Why didnt Amin pass the baton to Kim.
answer: No one said that Kim was a same team with Amin! XD
4. Paul took a card from Amin and Amin is suppose to guees what is the card that Paul is holding. Amin manage to guess the card that Paul was holding but how did he do that?
answer: There was only one card in his hand. Thats why!
5. Why did Ultraman always put a t-shape for his finishing move?
answer: Cos his a Christain
6. Paul can play a Piano without learning why?
answer: Cos is only a one key piano..
7. Why do the people that are doing slimming commersal always end up becoming fat?
answer: bacause when try are slim they take the after picture, so when they want to take the before picture they eat and eat and became fat. XD
8. Name 3 steps to put a girafe into a refrigerator?
answer: open the refrigerator, put the girafe in then close the refrigerator. (not funny)
9. Next, name 4 steps to put a elephant into the refrigerator?
answer: open. take out the girafe, put in the elephant close it.
10. Now Tarzan has invited the hole jungle animal into his party but who did he left out?
answer: Elephant, cos its still in the refrigerator!
11. There was this crazy man, he entered the an aeroplane. Then he entered the toilet of the aeroplane but why did he throw the toilet bowl out of the aeroplane?
answer: because he was crazy!
12. Next, there was a hunter shooting to shoot a bird. BAM!! But why did the hunter fainted?
answer: cos the toilet bowl drop on his head! XD
Thats all i hope enjoy it! Some of it are not funny and some of it are not very IQ-lish. But still i cant answer the most of them cos i have low IQ. (=.=) Till then i will update more IQ questions for you all once Fai and Chao tell me some new ones. XD
NOTE: i wont be blogging for the past nest 4 days. I will be busy camping, going genting , etc... those holiday kind of things. So till then i will update more stupid and funny incidents thorugh out the journey! ByeBYe!! XD
